Tyy's got the Juice now, or some kinda garbage.... (The Asylum)

So, Tyy and me were messing around with gravity in the back alley one night. That's the short version. Ok, so, aw man, ok , i gotta tell you this one. Ok so there's a song that goes with this. It sets the whole thing off. Should be a video posted at the bottom below the pic. Just scroll down and, yeah... It's that Johann Strauss "Danube Waltz" song 'cause it goes with this story....

Ok so.. music? Check. ha ha ha ha... So, aw man... ok, so frickin Tyy man... ok, ok... ha ha ha ha.. so he was taking out some trash, right, which is noble of him. There's all sorts of things that have their quirks at the Asylum. I mean, it's a haunted abandoned insane asylum, so yeah, it's gonna have its brand of charm, dig me? There's a dumpster back there, you do NOT want to look in when the sun is up. When it's dark, sure, go for it. Might be some possum or a mouse, or nothing, just the trash you put in there. But open it during the day and there's dead body parts in there. Bloody nasty mess. From the experiments... that's a long story for another day. Read up on the Asylum somewhere in this blog... there's a few posts that shed some light on the history and all that good stuff. But yeah, dead body parts... which is better than living body parts i guess, that would be eventful. Anyways.. so Tyy's takin out the trash, right, and i was sitting back there talking to Slikk about experimenting with doing some ambient music or something really chilled and laid back. Which reminds me, note to self, 80's synth wave... ok, so, yeah, Tyy, trash, Slikk and me talkin music right, and we hear this "shhhhhhwoooshhhh woooosh wooossshhhhh" noise, right, and we look up and Tyy is flying this huuuge trash-bag around like Aladdin on a trash bag spaceship or something, to the can. Ha ha ha ha ha...Aw boy, His little curl was blowing, and he's all doing loops and whatever, trash stayed in the bag so that was cool. The thing is kinda jumping around in the air, maybe the wind, but the whole thing is just not something that would be expec--well, it IS Tyy, so whatever. But, dig, so we were laughing at that and started talking about how people float in space with no helmet, like naked people floating in space... Like if you were in space, on the toilet and went to flush but got ejected into space... ha ha ha haa... and babies floating all gracefully, in slow motion, so angelic... and then Slikk started singing that "Blue Danube Waltz" song, and i can't remember if we were high or what but then we just all were laughing and floating around singing that song, right, and frickin Tyy man, he goes to dunk the trash-bag into the can, but it's all in slow motion because we're floating and spinning around in the air, right, and so, ha ha ha ha ha... when he dunks the bag in there some garbage juice floats out at him when the bag goes in, right, like the bag kinda pushed the juice out, hahahaa. But it was dark out there and it was in slow motion so we didn't really see it at first. So we're just floating around, singing that song, and Tyy's spinning above the can doing victory spins to celebrate his epic space dunk, right, and then he's all "It smells like garbage juice." So, then we all see it starting to creep out slowly! Hahahaha... But it's floating right up at Tyy, and he's stuck spinning there! Hahahaha... aw man, so he's trying to float away, blowing as if he can jet propel himself by blowing air, and hes flapping his little arms and kicking his little legs... eyes all wide... "No! NO! NOO!!!" and it's like creeping towards him, and he's all panicked, like seriously freaking out as this space blob is creeping towards him, like you can see it build up and everything in his face man, like teeth clenched, eyes getting bigger and bigger, arms just waving all crazy trying to doggy paddle away from the juice floating at him but he's just spinning in circles right... So it starts creeping up his pants leg and he's like, "No! No! NO! NOT My JUNK! NOO! NOOOO!! AAAH! AAAAAH!!!" hahahahaha and he starts like kicking his little feets, hahahaha, and shaking his leg all funny which spreads the juice! Like his little space baby tantrum cut the blob with his kick. Hahahahaha. So some of it is still headed up his leg, but the rest of the one floating blob turns into two other little floating blob islands in space! Hahahaha, so he's got the one making it's way up his leg, that he's tryna space pelvic thrust back out of his little shorts leg hole, air humping space... and the other two he's spinning into-- the whole time WE NEVER STOP SINGING! Hahahahaa...

Ok, so, dig it, in the Corners, right, Limbo, it's a spiritual place but also a physical place. You don't have the same connections to senses that you had when you were in your reality. It's just a tick or a click above there in frequency, so stuff looks kinda the same, and you can still see people and everything but it's all based on your mind. Where your mind goes. Like free yourself from the constraints of time and let dime do what your mind wants. So you can look at your hand for a year, but if you want it to be a second, it's a second... People who were dead in hospitals, floating around the room that came back talk about how time was different... yeah, that stuff. Says that to say that what you think, feel, like your natural senses, touch, taste, hearing... it's amplified kinda. So like how you can hear a song in your head? Or see something with your mind's eye? Well, there you can actually see it, and hear it. So... the whole time we're singing that song, we're thinking about it, so we're hearing it play too, just like you're hearing it if you played that video down there. So yeah, picture all that, and sing along, while it's actually playing too. THAT's what makes this even funnier. There was an other worldly soundtrack... mocking Tyy get splish splashed by the frickin trash. Ah man.... hahahahaha....

Ok, so.. haha.. So one kinda hits him in the chest and bounces off and just goes up into the air, and the other one kinda grazes across his forehead. Hahahhaa. The cold part about it, when we all stop laughing we kinda float back down to the ground and right when we get settled, that little puddle that went up into the air comes back down and splashes him right on the back. We got him cleaned off though, no worries. Anyways, so yeah, Slikk took this right before we landed. Tyy was pretty pissed and a little embarrassed. I was trying not to laugh. But come on man. Stuff like that?! You gotta laugh. Well you ain't gotta.... but you know...

Play this while reading all that up there. This is what was happening...

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