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Writer's picturezephaniah chesterfield

Tyler, Ahnsha, and Joline... (FloatBar)

Updated: Aug 6, 2020

Ok, so, dig it... so we ends up going to see Josie & the band (Josie and the Pussycats) but had no idea that that's what we were doing, and ended up in HEAVEN!!! FLOATBAR! DUDE! Ok, so, Charlie knows Val (Valerie Brown, bassist, vocals, tambourine) some kinda way. I don't even ask anymore. She knows a lotta people though. I mean, half anime vampire, half real world angel, that's two immortal beings from two different worlds... she's been around for a while, and has met her share of people in all sorts of realities. Ok let me run it from the jump...


Ok, so diggs it... Joline... omg.. SO.. ok, so, in LA, and we had just got done doing a set across town, right, fun gig at a funhouse with some fun fun people, all but the ones who are scared of clowns, but we had fun with them because what the heck are you doing in a funhouse with a bunch of clowns if you're... afraid.. of....... yeah we terrorized 'em. Friggin hilarious.


ANYWAYS, so, Joline... So Charlie says she wants to swing by and check out her friends who were getting ready to go up as some spot called FLOATBAR, a few blocks from The Ink & Paint Club (pretty popular cartoon club). We're like, cool, go to support some folks, chill at a spot we've never been. So, dig, we rolls over, and Tyy and Me are still in after-show after-party mode, but everyone else is winding down... everyone else meaning Slikk. Anways, whatever whatever, we get in there and the place is JUMPIN'! Turns out this spot is a smoke spot, like hookah and herbals bar, right, and they have these float drinks, like a dirty root-beer float, all types of dirty splits and shakes, but... you know... YEAH. The patio out back looked like the jungles of Pandora (Avatar), all glowing and alive. I asked one of the bartenders, and she told me that the place was owned by one of Lando Calrissian's cousins or something. They went in together on the place. I guess the whole cloud city was the inspiration. Seemed like it. On the patio, the couches were frickin CLOUDS maaaannnnn! Kinda like sitting on a waterbed but waaay more comfortable. Tyy was flapping his hand to blow the cloud away to see what he was sitting on. Like the frame had a light around it, and the cloud smoke was coming from that... like if you had a cooler with no top, just a string of lights around the opened top, and clouds come out. The cushion part was really thick fog, so it was hard to say exactly what it was. It felt cold, and even kinda moist? But you get up and you're not wet. It was incredible. Most comfortable seats ever. Or, i mean, maybe i was pretty lit. Or both. Whatever. I don't know how they did it. Anyways, it was frickin cool. AND... THE BARTENDERS... brooooooo, ok, so each one has their own style of floating thing costume they wear. Not all slutty either... well, a few, but it was up to them to have fun with. I saw a hummingbird, a pixie (and i think she was an actual pixie, i don't think it was a costume), the bouncer was a butterfly... there were a few bartenders/waitresses who were bees or wasps. They all came around on those hover skates, like roller skates, but hover-boards... that were skates... or floats. You know what i mean So they float over, and get you floating with a float or something. FLOAT BAR. I know, i love it. Sweet, right?


On top of that, Charlie's friends that we were going to see play? Friggin JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS!!! It was amazing. Josie and them lit it up! Very very VERRRRy good show. We all kicked it for a little after, chatted and giggled and whatnot when they was done... after a while they had to split and get back on the road, right, so... we walks them out. They were madd cool. Real peoples. Charlie was really glad to catch up with Val, and they all had a great time. Haven't seen her laugh that much in a while. She's a little standoffish with some folks from her past, maybe the vampire thing, her dad... whatever, but this was a good night, for everyone. Anyways, so, diggs, night is wrapping up, all the ladies had to split but Tyy still wants to hang. So it was just us guys. At frickin FloatBar.


SO... after the kitchen closed down, all of the skating girls on the floor take off, just the bar is open, jukebox playing... folks playing darts and in their little pockets of groups talking about the show and bands. So we play the bar. The BARTENDER, Joline, the one with the glasses in this pic... ok so, the whole time we was there she and i had been kinda chit-chattin in passing, nothing major, on some Markie "I started kickin' bass, she started throwin back mid range...", cracking jokes, doing magic tricks and stuff... just having fun. Blues, Hip hop, herbals and chakras came up.... long story short, she twisted that fatty McFat-Fat we have there in that pic.. (oh and thanks to the asian dude who took it. I forget your name, but you beat me at that "spot the difference" touchscreen game. I was lit. You were epic. Good times... plus you got the peerrrrrfect angle on that picture bro) but yeah, plump dumpity of some of the stanky dankiest, right, but dig it, she said that when she got off that it had better be gone cause she was already one twist in, and i needed to catch up of we were both gonna leave on the same high note.... so... ((shrugs)) when in Float.... Tyler, the blonde with the curls, she fell victim to Slikk's shy fluffy cuteness, and Tyy and Ahnsha, very pretty name, with the dark hair got along just floatingly. She's actually pretty competitive. Which was perfect for Tyy. They shot some pool in a back room and i could hear Tyy back there with Slikk and the ladies complaining about how the room was too moist and the table had to be warped. Slate don't warp as far as i know. They were cracking up. Man that was a good night. Joline.... yeah, she got me... buzzed. Floating. The rest of them were playing the juke and whatever games were around, but Joline and me were just kinda chilling at the bar. She'd go behind, and invent something. We'd do a shot, talk about life... talked about everything. On that side of town it's normal to see 2's and 3's kicking it. But there's always some kinda haters somewhere. Some folks who just don't understand their self or the other individual, and they let that drive a blind wedge. 2's and 3's? Dimensional... Sometimes where the realities overlap, they call those places the Xis (like X's and Axis together, points where activity is high and portals are easy)... they call cartoons 2's like 2-dimensional, and fleshies 3's. She was really cool though. We hung out till they closed up shop. Made sure the ladies got to their ride ok, it was around 2 am then. You're almost guaranteed to have zero issues walking to your car when you have a bear with you. Then we went on our way. Maybe it's just me, but if more people went to the right bar, the right way, things would be a lot better in all realities.


note to self: Zeph, call Joline... like now. Like, RIGHT NOW. STOP TYPING AND READING, CLOWN, AND MAKE THE CALL!











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