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Song Breakdown: Coked out Bitch-slapping Nuns

It was the name right? The name or that cover image. You see or hear that and you're either all in or running for the door.


You can thank Byrdo for that cover. Him and Charlie kicking crazy ideas back and forth. So as the song was being done, cause we played it, and Byrdo produced it for one of his projects or friends projects or something... the image was being worked out. The concept when it came out was like, "Ok, so..." ,and this was Byrdo talking btw, "I want a christian song that isn't that. Like a real life believer's song... one that's not all cleaned and polished, not all fake and kissing ass like most of the other ones, but tells that unwavering faith just like how real people do it. Like if there were some kinda... coked out... gun packing biker nuns or something." And he went off on that, "I'm just blessed to be... bad..." part. We were like... awesomeness. He went in on some of the drumtracks and ran it down, and we were like... More awesomeness. And then he did the groundwork for what that ending bass part was, and we were like, "Ok stop doing stuff already, we have to get to work."


Like it's been said in here in a few places maybe, "birds of a feather flock together". I guess that means "like attracts like" unless it's social media and likes don't really mean much. They do, but c'mon. Anyways, we have a few friends in bands and projects, and hang out and jam and write and all that good artsy stuff. This is a song we did for some friends' projects. Somewhere between Jaiden Malone and Neville Ninja Squatch i'm thinking... this golden nugget of a gem of a wth popped up. Usually we do stuff like this to help them get started, like if folks are like, "Yeah we're going for this sound... any ideas?" we can pull something from the stack and say, "Try this one! If you dig it, just play it." So, yeah, we'll toss songs to folks to use and get their stuff going... if they wanted to use them, no worries,... kinda ghost writing they call it, with/for them. Pretty fun. You get to push outside of "your sound" or try new things to see if you're comfortable with moving in a new direction, the direction of the song you did. We're cool with moving in any direction musically usually... pretty open minded. Kinda can't find the purest of tones without seeing what tones are out there, dig me?


So, dig this.... a lot of times songs get done for folks and studios and labels and producers have people they owe favors or were telling they'd help, so a lot of things get shuffled around. Plus a lot of artists are looking to be some kinda golden god, end up being their own unreachable golden calf, but to the labels just a golden goose. You might have an album that creates an artist who is not the actual person, nothing like them in real life, because half the songs the label wanted done to honor deals made with such and such writers and producers, so the artist gets pimped. They're cool with it because it's trendy and they'll get paid. We're not cool with that. We do all of our songs. Help some folks out, sure, but it's with them in mind, doing styles they're looking for. Maybe pushed the limits a little, but we're exploring too. A lot of stuff like this gets put on a shelf and just sits, so we dusted it off and here it is. It was a lot of fun to do, and it's just a good song.


Yes, it IS a bit of a spiritual song, not so religious. If anything it's pretty NOT religious, but still about beliefs. A lot of religious music is too clean for the streets, meanwhile the politics and money changing is twice as foul. This is just raw believer shit. Like, if you knew the whole spiritual war deal but had no upbringing or prior brainwashing, just you and your spirit and your gut.... coming up in the world as it is today. You'd make it. Maybe a little rough around the edges, but you'd be that middle ground, that bridge that's needed between the folks too down and weak to be picked up, and the folks too good and weak to pick them up. Sometimes you need that. A lot of the realest conversations we've had about spiritual matters were in places church folks wouldn't want to be caught in. Oh, you'll catch a few there, but... they wouldn't want you to. A lot of folks forget that we're all just people. I'd rather be ME and IN Christ, than be fake and Christ-like. That's twice as fake. No wonder some folks He says, "I never knew you." Other's he'll say, "Aw man, THAT GUY!?! Bring him over here. He was CRAZY! But real. Just like i made em." But.... that's us, or me anyways. I'm a clown. What do i know.


"coked out bitch slapping nuns" - the zephaniah chesterfield project


Lyrics: you can't have my essence

you xerox the light

you make the world spin wayward

one finger... to fingers

fuck you Money and yo cash

hold cold, deep like Tahoe's floor

slap your unruly rule, laughing

one fire to another


I ride neon red lightning

when smoke clears? there i'm is

like coked out bitch slappin' nuns

hulk Xavier, no savior

music war with low keys-- thor

pop-i's can't stands no more

olive oil graced Mad Mardigan

hurricane of FIRE, baby


i'm spinning WORLDS, you wanna dance?

c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance

Get out my way or be ReMOVED sukka

move sukka... move sukka... move sukka... move sukka...

move it or LOSE it bitch


church buildings are old money

i'm priceless, pimping slaps

i'm dead still full speed, laughin

one judge, one gets me

FUCK YOU DEVIL--kiss my ASS

stroll with the eyes of gats cocked back

blowing minds like test results

don't test me-- got testes?!


i'm just blessed to be... bad

son-rise resets my daze

samurai, mic is my short sword

keep living... walk with me

it comes, it burns, it goes

understand it, love it, be it

job and work are different stories

stop runnin-n-start runnin


i'm spinning WORLDS, you wanna dance?

c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance... c'mon, dance

Get out my way or be ReMOVED sukka

move sukka... move sukka... move sukka... move sukka...

move it or LOSE it bitch


One thing i hate about explaining lyrics is that it kinda robs people from getting it on their own. So i guess this is a spoiler alert. However, it does help people get clarity on what they think it is about, or what they actually got out of it may take on a new meaning after this explanation. This is just my interpretation of it all. Still, I'll go over a few things and leave some to the imagination. What you get, you got. Byrdo wrote most of it. That guy is, like he said... "Samurai. Mic is my short sword..." The lyrics are basically about how you won't give in to all of the lies and illusions.

"..Xerox the light..." or try to be LIKE the most high, a copy but not the real image. Xerox the light is also about all that talk of how Lucifer was the one who reflected the light, which is why and how his fall came about. Him letting the response of others when they saw the reflection go to his head.

That "...one fire to another..." line is about the fire in people, and the light they have. All have this, so it's easy for folks to pass judgment on fallen things (lowered vibrational beings) thinking that they weren't made the same way you were. It's a bit of a difficult stance to take, but it's real. The truth is, the more you focus on other things the less you're focused on the one thing. If one focuses on being ONE, one is less likely to be "too". Can't be distracted if all you do is be focused.

"...I ride neon red lightning... when smoke clears? There i'm is..." is about both expression of pure BEING, which i guess would be like saying "I'm a reflection of the supreme being. God made me in it's image, but i was put here in a way of fire. I'm not the pushover a lot of others are. I'm not the one who will sit back and watch the world be poisoned and say and do nothing. That streak of neon red lightning most 'church folks' won't go near? That's me." while the other line is about when all of the illusions are cleared away, when one's mind isn't clouded, you see "I AM"... "When smoke clears... There I'M IS."

"Hulk Xavier, no savior" is about something like a "coked out bitch slapping nun." That's not natural to the programmed, but it's a real thing. They look at you and judge, immediately. "Freaks! They can't be one of us, look at how they're dressed! Look at their tats and hair and skin! Look at look at look at... them not me, them not me, them not me..." Hey man, we're proud we ain't like you. Don't care if you're like us either. Too busy being us doing what we gotta do to worry about you talking about it. All them who ain't without sin, in their glass houses with glass ceilings, getting stoned off their own reflections. I like words, man.

"...Music war with low keys-- thor..." music war with low keys is about this harmonious balancing, understanding light and dark and their purpose, while also about the keys to things also being low as in vibration (human or tangible forms, words, voices, thoughts)... meanwhile seeing that played out in physical forms, all due to vibrations. Understanding it's all vibrational, and the keys are in light and darkness, then you're able to drop the hammer like Thor... piano, get it?

"...Pop-i's can't stands no more..." this one's got some twists. Ok (1) is because Popeye got his strength from spinach. Spinach is slang for money. So those who get their strength from money will fall. (2) Ego will fall as well before the whole pure "I AM". You can either stand on your own power, or a higher power. Which has more power? If it's a father in heaven, then that's your pop. That is an ego buster (bursting your bubble), so it's ((POP)) oh know, I'm weak. Ego's will fall. Vanity falls. "Pride comes before a fall." Also it's "Dad, Hold me up". I told you i love words. I know what you said. See what we did there?

"...Olive oil graced Mad Mardigan..." Olive Oyl is Popeye's wife/girlfriend. It's also what anointed people were anointed with. In other words, once you pop the "I" (destroy the ego), and let Pops stand you up and stand FOR you, you're able to be anointed (olive oil graced). It's also about being an artist. Writers weapon is the pen. Pen mightier than the sword. So a master swordsman with the pen, but only because you're blessed and called to be that. When that oil gets lit, it becomes a....

"...Hurricane of FIRE, baby..." The pillar of fire was sent to protect and guide the lost slaves of Egypt, captives (they were captivated).... as they moved through the wilderness in darkness. You call them Hebrews or Israelites... Disney did a movie about that, right? Wonder where they got that from. Madmartigan was in it. He was Moses AND God.


"...Church buildings are old money..." is a shot taken at the old way of doing things. Churches were a business and a tool of control by monarchies... we're passed that.

"...I'm priceless, pimping slaps..." I know my worth, and roll with the punches. All things are working in my favor. No weapon formed against me shall prosper.

"...I'm dead still full speed, laughin..." dead to this world but still, on it? a comet... laughing.

"...Son-rise resets my daze..." I dug that line. Bars Byrdo. Bars. It's redemption. It's about how when your spirit elevates in consciousness it manifests in your being, so like a phoenix the son/sun rises, which resets it's position and view of the world, which happens every leveling up of your mind and spirit. So you could have a sunrise three times a day, which gives you a new high (higher position and energy to settle in), or daze. Spiritual high.

"...It comes, it burns, it goes... understand it, love it, be it..." c'est la vie. IT is all there is. I AM in other words, or ALL THAT IS. Understand IT, Love IT... BE IT. How? It comes to you. It burns bright so you understand. It goes with you, as you. Check out that song we have "COMING DOWN". Probably the first one of these song breakdowns we've done.

"...Job and work are different stories.... stop runnin-n-start runnin..." is about how money blocks a lot of people's light and purposes being fulfilled. People stop being their self and start being the jobs they get for the illusion of freedom or survival. Stop running from your life and living, and start running your life and living. Stop being run down by your job and start running the world by living your life. Stop running, and start running.


The chorus is basically two lines "...I'm spinning WORLDS, you wanna dance? c'mon, dance..." Spinning worlds is changing lives, revolutions, its education and enlightenment... but people are seeking the same things for entertainment purposes or to remain lost and ignorant, they want ascension for personal gain but they have no knowledge of self so who are you ascending from and to? Let go of that fear. Let go of that hole.

"...Get out my way or be ReMOVED sukka... move sukka..." is a bit of a "Get thee behind me, you soul sucking sukkas" but also a recognition of what happens to people when they are misguided... they were guided, but in a way that does not help them. People who misunderstood, DID UNDERSTAND, but WHAT they understood was the "wrong" thing. So to be in the way you may have been moved to do so. Get out the way or you'll be moved again. Movements come by way of spirit a lot of the time.



I know, all of that goodness in that "cussin-ass song." HAHAHAHAHHAA. People don't understand cursing. Curses have to do with intention. Shit is not a curse. It's a blessing and a natural bodily function. Constipation is a curse. No shit. If shitting is appalling to you, then so should bleeding or spitting be also. Hahahhaaa.. Farting and burping should be treated like you "cursed". It's a sound that came from your body which is, at the root, having the same thing to do with shit... digestion. Meanwhile i could tell someone with low self esteem, "You're cute i guess, but see this magazine? THEY'RE PRETTY. YOU want to be like THEM." which is a curse. You've taken someone's natural way of being, and are manipulating it based on your own judgment. You're screwing their mind and spirit. You put a curse on them. Cursing...... The word is friggin cursing, man, it's self-explanatory!?!?!?! I don't see how people don't get that!? Most words TELL YOU what they are and are about! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.... aw man, humanity.... Again, i'm just a cartoon clown. What do i know....












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